The News We All Feared

Oh bottoms. The Beast previously known as Sandro has had the most delicate parts of his knee diddled with by the planet’s finest professional knee-diddlers and it would be easy to conclude that it’s a total disaster.

Such is the Brazilian’s importance to this new look Spurs side, the thought of losing him to the frosty advances of a treatment table for just one game, leaves me wondering whether I shouldn’t just seal my head in a carrier bag and just call the whole thing off.

My surgery went well, he told us on Twitter yesterday, which at least implies he’s still alive.

But where does that leave us? Don’t you understand? WE’RE DOOMED!

Oh look there’s Scotty Parker. He’s good.

Jeez, you guys are being way too panicky about this.

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4 Responses to The News We All Feared

  1. avatar Subbed after 70 says:

    Real shame that Sandro is missing especially for the visit of Man Utd. Still, can’t think of a better replacement than super Scotty Parker

  2. avatar charles says:

    Sandro injured,i can not remember when last Defoe scored and United on Sunday. Just as i thought Spurs are on their way to greater hights.Never the less we still have Dempsey who i do have respect for and know if he hits form we have a great chance. COYS.

  3. avatar DaveYid says:

    Important player…Ready-made Spurs legend…injuries…to the knee…?
    Sounds too familiar… :s

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