‘We Are Not Prepared to Sell. At Any Price’
‘Are you crying?’
‘Hmm?’
‘Are you crying?’
‘Am I crying? I’m not crying. You are.’
‘It’s okay to cry. People cry.’
‘Well, I’m not like many people. I’m not a crier, I don’t cry, I work out. I have a job, I have hobbies…’
Here’s the latest, then. It’s all kicking off. Luka Modric interrupted his boating jolly in the Adriatic this morning to tell the Daily Mail that he’d quite like a move to Chelsea. If it wouldn’t be too much bother, thank you very much.
Well it turns out it would rather be a bother and Wing Commander Levy has not minced his words in telling him so. Are you ‘eck, the official statement may as well read. Good old Daniel. He’s either, like, super super serious this time, or purely looking to get creative with the figures. Like he doesn’t know how much £80 million mega-yachts cost.
Oh look at that. I do, too.
Here’s hoping it’s a case of the former rather than the latter and the subject is definitely closed. Sadly I’ve a feeling it’s far from being so. It’s going to be a long old summer, folks.
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