The Kits of Tomorrow
I’ve seen the future. Well, I haven’t per se, but those whizzes at Under Armour have certainly given it some thought. Using what my grandfather would call- quite unironically- witchcraft, the Baltimore-based innovators have high-concept in mind for their Lilywhite range of livery. So called ‘science’ is the currency they deal in. The Telegraph have all the details. Basically, Ben Foster can shove his iPod up his chuff.
In other news, the nuclear fallout of Jermain Defoe’s comments last week (about ruddy well having enough of sitting on the bench) has been fairly predicable. The Daily Mail were the first to show their hand with a Mancini wants Defoe to replace Tevez line. My first thought was that Man City probably have enough non-scoring strikers on their books as it is. My second thought was that perhaps Under Armour could design an ingestible microchip that would stop our players saying stupid things to the press. I know, I know. It’s the stuff of science fiction…
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