Spurs Sign A Striker*

AngryMob

Before his angry subjects could burst through the gates of his Ivory Tower- wielding pitchforks and demanding why on earth Christian Benteke had just signed a new contract with Aston Villa- Daniel Levy thought quickly on his feet and hurled the revolting masses a sacrificial lamb in the form of Nacer Chadli. Here, please, take this and leave me in peace. And for godsakes don’t hit my face.

The handsome Belgian (is there another kind?) has been on the radar for a while now and I’m sure it’s only coincidental that his signature has come so soon after the widespread disappointment of the Benteke deal. A deal, which, remember, may or may not have ever been on the table.

Chadli by all accounts is a versatile winger/forward who can play on either flank or through the middle, as he often does for the national team. He scored 23 goals for FC Twente last season and his name is fun to say.

Welcome aboard!

*of sorts

 

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