Spurs Bid For Anyberk While Duo Called For Italian Job
The hour draws close, then. Spurs’ season curtain raiser at the ground formerly known as St. James’ Park is but a week away. Seven days is a long time in football, of course. That’s what they say. All that our virtuosic leader need discover now is, whether it’s enough time to persuade Wing Commander Levy to part with some of his delicious lolly and reel in the illusive Fernando Anyberk, to add to our depleted assemblage of fit and willing centre-forwards.
Providing he’s not just the latest YouTube flavour du jour, I say we offer £500 and the all-weather barbeque that’s sitting in my shed. But not a spot more.
Elsewhere, Steven Caulker and Jake Livermore have been called up to the England squad that faces Italy next week. With these two bright sparks on board, and the joyous absence of Cole, Rooney, Gerrard and Weapon-in-Chief, John Terry, you know, I can feel a heave of patriotism creaking in my loins. Gerrron,’ England!
News which’ll have to be filed under ‘less good’ is word of Scott Parker’s impeding absence from the team. Although we can assume the surgeon used all the right jabbers and cutters when working on the midfielder’s delicate Achilles, it will mean he’s out until mid-September. Fiddlesticks.
If only we had someone who could fill in?
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