From Brain to Cloth: A Super Competition

Ahoy-hoy.

The premise is simple- make a funny and the bods at The Sun will put it on a t-shirt for you. As long as you don’t have a mouth like a sewer (that’s me out then), they’d quite like to hear what you’ve got to say. Slogans, puns, snappy one-liners- heck, even cryptic Haikus- you come up with something good and Spurs/kickball related, it’ll make its way to the printers and on to your back. An example you want? Well, um…I’ve really not had time to prepare. Er. How about:

Bale: He’ll F*cking End You.

Ah yes. No swearing. Gosh, I’m really not very good at this.

The idea is part of the Superfans project; essentially a website where one can design their own clobber. It looks pretty nifty. I’m planning on getting my name, address and daytime telephone number printed on one. Just in case, you know…

Well, just in case.

The floor is yours. Best slogan wins.