Breaking News: Tottenham Are Really Good at Football + Ćorluka Wants Out
My word. This is all going rather well. A one goal swing at the Sports Direct Thunderdome last month and that would’ve been a perfect ten winning streak since we were duped by both hues of Manchester at the season’s start. As it is we’re looking at a twenty-eight point haul from a possible thirty. An extraordinary return. For the sake of aesthetics that’s WWWWDWWWWW. And, for the sake of all those dreamers out there, that’s championship winning form. Lordy heckingtons. What has become of us? We’ve just plum forgotten how to lose.
Talking of absent-mindedness. Who remembers Vedran Ćorluka? Bearded fellow. Runs in the style of someone wishing to lay an egg. What with Kyle Walker being all brilliant since his return from the wilderness, it looks as if the Croatian anti-speedster is feeling somewhat overlooked and underappreciated by those in the know. As such, he’s declared himself fit and ready for a (not so) swift exit. Destination as yet has to be filed under ‘unknown’ but I’ve a feeling those rumours about interest from Juventus might not be so forthcoming this time around. But stranger things have happened, as they say.
I for one think he’s a decent enough sort; versatile, solid, tidy in possession. Measured up to Walker, of course, he’s slower than cliff erosion and only marginally better defensively- but as an understudy, as much as he’d probably not like to be labelled as such, he’s first rate. Or should it be second rate? I’ll have to check that.
**Terribly sad news about Gary Speed. He seemed like one of the good guys. RIP**
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