It’s been a daily occurrence in these temperate months since the season’s finale- the whole family huddled around the wireless to catch the latest instalment in the Joe Cole saga. Will he? Won’t he? Might he? Maybe he already has? If we weren’t on the edge of our seat as the potboiler unfolded, we were certainly shuffling close. Yesterday, though, to pie-eyed, fist-in the- mouth astonishment, news reached us that the climax of this particular story had fallen rather flat. Liverpool his flavour of choice. A safe, first-team opportunity vanilla. Wisely, I guess, he also turned his back on the fiscally demented Sullivan & Gold double-act down the road. Whose flavour I can only assume is moth-eaten sock. Whatever the case, he’s out of London and off the agenda. The end.
Meanwhile, a victory for those Spurs fans blessed with the gift of hearing- the tiresome vuvuzela has been declared about as welcome at The Lane as Sky Andrews. Apparently, so called ‘atmosphere’ is still pretty high on the agenda for the string-pullers at N17. Something which the sound of thirty-odd thousand blaring f*ck-trumpets would have designs to ruin. A fearsomely good move, then. Let’s hope the rest of the League are equally foresighted.
Humbug, etc…


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I’m so disappointed. What do I do with my vuvuzela now?
I could give you a few ideas…
Give it to Robbie Keane as an ear-trumpet. He’s looking decidedly like he could use one.
the only thing i need to hear is…………YID ARMY YID ARMY……and oh when the spppppppppppuuuuuurrrrrsssss go marchin in innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn …..CASE CLOSED…..oh wait BALE BALE BALE BALE……..
My mrs called me an annoying cunt the other day.
I almost choked on my vuvuzela
(apologies to anyone who’s heard that one already!)
Spurs: Always on the cutting edge.
1st modern team to do the double; 1st British team to win a Euro trophy; 1st UEFA Cup winners.
This season: 1st team to double-dip on shirt sponsor money and 1st to ban an annoying ass horn.
You’ve got to understand that it’s because of stadium safety! Us fans will be unable to hear the announcement that Mr England is currently in the East Stand! What a load of tosh.
Must admit if the person next to me started blowing it then (ooh err) I’d stick it somewhere interesting. Mind you, at the risk of being sexist, she’s not too bad looking, so maybe I’m all for ‘em!
And those annoying inflated plastic bags of air they clack together at Fulham, because their fans are too posh to clap!
He he..
Phew what a relief. So glad we are on top of this thing. It could have really messed with our CL campaign to have those noisy things. We should ban people standing up too and people who make too much noise too. Watch how others follow our lead. We are leading the way to clamp down on this.
WTF happened to PSB this summer? I was right down on the pitch as the team came out and it looks like he has aged 40 years.
Do the shouty muscles cause premature aging?
Are we allowed to call him ‘Badger?’
Also on Keane, Sounders played Celtic in a friendly on Sunday–yes, a big footy weekend for me–and it was heavily promoted on the radio as “come see international star Robbie Keane.” Several Sounder fans were wondering where he was and I told them likely pointing at street people in NYC.
Did they really promote it as if Keane was still with the Sweaties? Hahaha! What a bunch of mugs…
maybe he’ll be a hoop by sunday
More ignorance than malice. Who expects a US sports radio station to research Euro Soccerball?
tell me if my av is moving,it seems to stop,
http://cdn.content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002045A.gif
sorry just seeing if i could paste annoying things in here
Mission accomplished
Great av!
Lol!
A walking marijuana leaf??? Maybe we can sign him!
So many dastardly good moving avatars…
But whose would win in a fight?
SSG’s knight looks a bit tasty, but I’m not sure I could bet against a robot.
Anyone remember rattles?
Ear splitting and quite useful as an offensive weapon, so they tell me.
Who would win in a fight with a fans armed with both?
You’d have a reach advantage with a vuvu but close up the rattle would be more dangerous.
Perhaps a combination would be best.
You can tell there’s no news.
‘Ear splitting’
Nice one Jimbo
Fox, who is your new avi? I can’t make it bigger (ooh, er)
Ahoy-hoy.
It’s Jack Kerouac.
Have you found a good link for this evening’s/morning’s festivities?
It was live on Fox Soccer. God Bless Amerikay.