The Late Show
Well, it’s a good job it was just the Mickey Mouse Cup. Otherwise there’d be some terribly upset folk loitering the streets this morning. I’m just glad they were all sporting enough to at least pretend like it meant something. Those hoards of Arsenal fans; with their sunken faces and bleary wet eyes. All very believable. Truly. They even indulged in some of that I’m not hanging around for this sh*t carry-on. A quicker emptying of Wembley you wouldn’t hope to see if an unmarked ticking carrier bag was left in the car park. Bravo to the lot of them, I say. Bravo.
They should all be given an Oscar apiece.
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