The Dark Lord Heads to The Bernabeu

If you’re holding a cup of anything that’s likely to do irreversible damage to your machine if it were to gush toward it, I’d suggest putting the vessel down somewhere safe. As a Spurs fan, as it might you, this came as quite a shock. Howard Webb’s refereeing the Champions League final. I know. Apparently, out of all the whistle-parping twots that walk this lonely planet, our man Howard is the one deemed fittest for the occasion. The occasion being the most esteemed fixture in club football. I reckon he won a competition or something. All that we can hope for, I guess, is he makes such a pig’s testicle out of the affair that he’s stripped of his cards, peeper, notebook and whatnot- and fired out of a large cannon. His inflamed balding dome lighting up the sky over the Bernabeu like a firework. Cooooooo.

As you can no doubt gather, I’m not plump with news this afternoon. In fact, I’ve scraped the barrel so dry you could break it down and make kindling with it.

If you haven’t already turned your computer off by now, here’s an artists’ impression- yoinked from another, much better site (via our Kaybee)- of Tottenham’s proposed new homestead. I’m not always keen on the uber-modernity approach of some of these new stadiums, but I have to say this is…well, breathtaking:

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Elsewhere, David Bentley is seemingly being courted by Villa. The rumour’s founded on the usual one-in-one-out charade most of the daily rags base their work on. City are ready to vomit however much capital M’ON thinks is a worthy sum for Milner, so, in turn, an off the peg replacement is needed down at Villa Park. Bentley’s their man, then. Or Jenas. Or Pienaar. Or –insert name-.

*sigh*

When does the World Cup start?


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