‘Arry Guilty…of Being Innocent- Plus the Pantomime at Anfield
Good morning. If you’ve been following my very public breakdown on Twitter this last week you’ll have discovered I’ve been overrun with server issues. The main issue being that the American company taking the bones out of my account every twelve months- while providing me with a site which had the loading speed of an ironing board- has given me somewhat of a bum deal. Anyway, we’re back now so you can stop panicking. Stop it, I tell you.
Rather a lot has happened since we last met- too much, if I’m honest. Premier League baddies, Liverpool, were held to a credible scoreless impasse on Monday night. It was all a bit of a pantomime, really, underneath it all. Returning chief racialist and all-round bad egg, Luis Suarez, stepped back into his role nicely by hoofing Scott Parker in the abdomen; to the widespread disgust, and, let’s face it, non-surprise of the viewing public. Parker, himself, as well as Dawson were the heroes of the ensemble. Despite all the Dark Arts (Bale’s dive included) and spicy tackles flying in around them.
Kenny Dalglish’s latest PR trick of sending a cuddly wuddly little cat onto the field has done little to get the neutrals on his side, either. Not that he cares one jot about that.
The close of the transfer window saw Louis Saha join from Everton. At first, I was as crestfallen with the news as I was overjoyed that I potentially had the headline That’s the Way Saha Saha I Like It! to use in the near future. Now I’m rather warming to the idea of the former and having second thoughts about the latter. I’ve got standards, you know. Ryan Nelsen is one of our number now, too, which may turn out to be another shrewd bit of business on the part of Field-Marshall Redknapp. Another one of those ‘nice to have about the place’ types that Harold seems so awfully keen on. Perhaps the hinges on the boss’s office door need tightening or something.
Right, that’ll do me. Well done Mr. Harry for not going to prison. Now just to get him off the next charge of being Next England Manger In-Waiting. Which, I hear, is likely to be a terminal sentence.
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**A massive thank you to WFRF reader, Kaybee, for her part in getting us up and jiving again. Her generosity and kindness knows no bounds. Top stuff.**
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