£15m Midfielder Spotted, Sandro Out and Spurs in Action in Africa

sandroThe chaps landed in Seff Efrica this week. And if that fact alone didn’t knock you off your swivel chairs then wait until you hear they’ve pencilled in an actual football match for this very afternoon. With linesmen and everything. Northern riot forecasters, The Kaizer Chiefs, primed and ready for their three ‘o clock appointment in the balmy Jo’burg sunshine. And what a riot it ought to be. I even saw David Bentley running around a bit earlier. No word of a lie. Bentley.

To be honest I’ll just be happy to watch some of the old boys of Hotspur in action, without the immediate fear of having Roman Abramovich chopper drop himself into the centre circle and throw a potato sack over Luka Modric. I hear the wee fella’s done-busted his stink bone, anyway. By which I mean he’s got an iffy ankle. On the subject- of which I’m sure we’re all bored to tears with- Joe Jordan reckons he’s heard of no such transfer request from the Croatian. Rubbish, probably, but I for one am not going to argue with him.

The really bad news to come out in the last day or so- regarding a player who for now at least seems committed to the club- is the fall of Sandro. Three months of rehabilitation the experts are saying, after undergoing 25 mils of propofol and the surgeon’s knife. By my modest calculations that means we won’t be seeing the South American stalwart until mid-October. Crumbs.

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